Wednesday, March 23, 2016

We're Living Idiocracy

I have said that before. But not until now has it ever really been true. Well, present time is actually more frightening than the the movie, people are just dumb. I'd love for people being murdered because they're gay or racism and sexual abuse, mental abuse, drug abuse.....I'd love for all that to be gone. That's more frightening than anything.

Have you seen the movie Idiocracy?  Congratulations. You're probably not as scared as the rest of us knowing what our future holds.

Now, I'm not blaming Trump for my fear. Is he a HUGE (or eeeyyyyyuge, as Trump says) part of it. We've been doomed for a long time. Entertainment gossip is now classified as news. Seriously. CNN and FOX have included Kardashitard gossip in their programming.

On Facebook, a shared post is believed more than any other thing on the planet. A photo of a dog with a slice of lunchmeat on its face was passed around as a deformity to be prayed for. People prayed and passed of the stupid photo. Why? Because we're lazy and instead of seeking the truth, we gobble down whatever is in front of us and preach it.

Now, on to Trump. He's not a man. He's a 12 year old fat bully kid in a wrinkled body suit with Cheeto skin and bad hair. Maybe I'll sue him.

Was that mature? Of course not. But it's how he works. He spurts idiotic personal digs at people he dislikes or who disagree with him, then sues them. He also never, ever fact checks before he goes after someone. He tweets like a 13 year old girl after a fight with her bff.

His latest moronism? A photo of his wanna be First Lady that was taken in 2000. He is blaming Ted Cruz solely for the circulation of the photo.

Let me start by saying, I loathe Cruz. I vaguely remember him from my high school days. We went to rival high schools in Houston. I remember him getting in trouble and throwing his friends under the bus after TP'ing our highschool and I think there was something about underage drinking...which he took no blame for. He got on my nerves then, and he does now. He needs to stay out of my uterus and stop shoving Christianity down my throat.

BUT, he's not to blame for this crap Trump is mad about. Trump is mad because he had a bad night in the predominately Mormon Utah last night. I'm far from prude, but in all honesty, I don't want a First Lady that the world has seen like this....

Or Like This...

Or how about our First Lady talking about her sex life with her wrinkled, orange geriatric husband? Or our future President talking about not 'pulling out' during sex because Melania is 'amazing'?  Can we NOT?

I seem far from traditional, but I have some very traditionally grounded views about our country. And it doesn't involved the craptasticness that is Donald Drumph.

GQ did a spread with Melania in 2003 and they recently re-released them. (Some are above)  Some anti-Trump pro-Cruz organization used them to pull the Mormon vote towards Cruz in Utah....and it worked. Little Trump had a hissy believing that Ted Cruz is behind it. Honestly, Cruz is a moron, but he's above using a woman's photos for votes. He has no control over what his supporters do....just like Trump seems to not have a handle on his own violent supporters.

He tweeted this in response to the photos and his Utah loss.....

Name calling and threatening a woman. Just the kind of 'man' we need to lead our country.....Am I Right? (please, for the love of all that is holy, read that dripping in sarcasm)

I don't care what he has on Heidi Cruz because whenever Trump's mouth is moving, he's lying three ways to Sunday. He's full of shit. He hates women, unless he's sleeping with them. He loves them when they do as he says. And when a wife gets too old, he gets a younger one. And I have no doubt his penis is as small as his ego is big. He's a sore loser. He's pathetic. The only thing bigger than his ego is his mouth.

So, while Trump isn't completely to blame for the state of our country at the moment, he's adding to it. It was ready for him, I suppose, with the media being what it is  and people being as stupid as they are now....stupider than any other time in the history of time. He slipped in like a well fitting glove lubed up with KY and stupid.

And on that note, I'll close this post because I can see me sitting at my desk for about 28 more hours bitching about the idiot that Trump is with his lies and flip flopping and woman hating and dumb law suits and immature 'campaigning' and dick talk and name calling....but I don't feel like dying of a brain aneurysm and a stroke today.

Thursday, March 3, 2016

Donald Trump and David Duke

Donald Trump may say he doesn't know who David Duke is or that he doesn't know anything about white supremacists.

I have to stop at that statement. Right off the bat, it's insanity. A grown white American male claiming he knows nothing about white supremacy. Not possible. 

Secondly, the question was posed to him if he'll denounce any endorsement from David Duke. The question wasn't if he ever met him. Deflection is a trait Trump has a handle on with a death grip. 

The exchange went something like this :

    "Well, just so you understand, I don't know anything about David Duke. okay? I don't know anything about what you're even talking about with white supremacy or white supremacists. So, I don't know.

    "I don't know, did he endorse me or what's going on, because, you know, I know nothing about David Duke. I know nothing about white supremacists. And so you're asking me a question that I'm supposed to be talking about people that I know nothing about. …

    "I don't know any -- honestly, I don't know David Duke. I don't believe I have ever met him. I'm pretty sure I didn't meet him. And I just don't know anything about him."

Mind you, Trump himself has said he has the world's greatest memory. It seems that  when CNN's Jake Tapper asked about David Duke, Trump's memory had short circuited. 

Oh, no...wait, wait, wait...that's not it. It was a faulty ear piece. Yeah, that's the ticket. Or maybe it's just a Trumpism. You know, like him being against and for assault weapon bans. Or pro life and pro choice. In favor of bringing in Syrian refugees and deporting them out of the country. 

But Trump knows who David Duke is. He called him a bigot and a racist in regards to the 2000 presidential race. 

It seems that Trump had no issue hearing CNN's Jack Tapper ask him questions....yet still is blaming it on a faulty earpiece. Thereby blaming CNN for his own answers.

It's funny because he heard everything ..... but apparently the ear piece is the translator for reporters? I don't know. But I'm not buying anything that Trump is selling. That includes his failed steaks that Sharper Image sold.

Also, here's a great article to read on the crap Trump spews from his dried up orange face hole. CLICK

Monday, February 8, 2016

Black Pore Mask....Does It Work?!!?

Don't be's all in the name of beauty!

Watch my video below where I talk about a few cool apps and this black pore mask!  

Sunday, January 31, 2016

Three Bucks

I did two things this weekend, and it only cost me three bucks.

I love Dollar Tree.

I can always find what I am looking for whether it's to put a cute care package together for my college kid, candles that smell great and last a long time or the emergency turkey pan I forgot to get for Christmas dinner.....or Thanksgiving dinner.  Every. Single Year.

This weekend I was determined to find things for the guest bathroom downstairs.  It's the bathroom my daughter and I use for 'getting ready' .... meaning - face washing and teeth brushing and putting makeup on.

I got tired of stooping over to get the witch hazel and cotton balls and face pads every morning and night. I know, first world problems. But, it was an excuse to see if I could remedy it!

I had on my list to look for bottles and jars. I wanted a bottle to put the witch hazel in...that was a cute bottle that I could leave out. At first I went looking where the vases were, thinking I could cork a bottle....they were cute. But I wasn't done yet.

I went to the jar/glass/dishes aisle and first spotted these tilted glass jars that were PERFECT for cotton balls and face pads. I grabbed two of those.

Then I spotted a vinegar bottle.

It was exactly what I was looking for. Except there was a decal on the front.

I thought I could use a blade scraper and scrape it problem.  But, that didn't work. So, I took to my craft bin.

I taped off the label and painted black over the label and let it dry. Then I had some silver crackle paint and did a layer of that. Done.

I love it and it matches the bathroom and looks adorable. For three bucks, y'all.

The next DIY that I did cost me nothing because I had everything.  Over the summer, I got my daughter a rack with hooks to hang her scarves on. Only problem was that it wouldn't stay on the wall. It came with foam adhesive and it wouldn't STAY on the wall.

I had some scrap wood (which I always seem to have lying around) and sanded it. I then painted it white and sanded it one more time for a worn/beachy look.  I then got clothes pins from outback. I looked for weathered ones...those are more interesting, right?  I glued them on, let it dry, put a ribbon on the back for hanging and bam.  It was done.

It's adorable.

Tuesday, January 26, 2016

Easy Homemade Tortillas

You will not believe how easy it is to make delicious tortillas!  Whenever I can, I make them fresh. And today was the day.

The mister just bought two bushels of fresh cilantro. That dictates the meal planning. I love cilantro. LOL

So, this morning I made the fresh tortillas. Then started a pot of beans with cilantro and onions. Later I made some spanish rice and then threw it all together on a place and into my face.

My daughter's Tita (rest her sweetest soul) made a pot of beans every morning. Today, she told me Tita would be proud. I feel her whenever I throw beans on the stove to cook all day.

Tomorrow, I'm making breakfast tacos with the leftovers.

Watch the video and see just how easy it is!

Here's the recipe :


  • 4 cups all-purpose flour
  • 1 teaspoon salt
  • 2 teaspoons baking powder
2 tablespoons shortening
  • 1 1/2 cups water


  1. Whisk the flour, salt, and baking powder together in a mixing bowl. 

  2. Put it all in a food processor and add the shortening. Mix until the flour resembles cornmeal. 

  3. Put it all back in your bowl and add the water and mix until the dough comes together and knead it until it's smooth and elastic.

  4. Divide the dough into 24 equal pieces and roll each piece into a ball. (I made 12 tortillas out of this recipe to make the tortillas larger)

  5. Preheat a large skillet (or cooktop) over medium-high heat. Use a well-floured rolling pin to roll a dough ball into a thin, round tortilla. Place into the hot skillet, and cook until bubbly and golden; flip and continue cooking until golden on the other side. Place the cooked tortilla in a tortilla warmer; continue rolling and cooking the remaining dough.

Monday, January 18, 2016

Self Cleaning Pans!

Sounds a little insane, doesn't it?

Well...if you have a self cleaning oven and filthy, sticky, mucky cookie sheets and pans....then you can kill two birds with one stone!

**WARNING** This is NOT intended for those pans with teflon or a non stick coating.

My cousin had a pan in her oven when she went to set the self cleaning feature, and the result is amazing!

So much so, that I had to vlog it!

Wednesday, December 30, 2015

Joshua Feuerstein is a Friggin Liar

First of all, duh.  The sane heads all know this. Not only is he an indecent human who totes his guns and commands his minions to literally go to war on homosexuals and abortion doctors, or misleads his masses, or releases people's private information to his minions so they can harass them....he's also a big fat liar.

Generally, it's hard for me to pin down his exact lies because he deletes so many things daily that proves he's a liar. However, I was able to today.

This was posted on December 30th, 2015 around 9 15pm.

He's claiming the man in the video was paralyzed and he Joshua prayed for him and the man walked.

It's a miracle!

Wait...not so fast.

In 2014 Joshua posted the same video saying the man had been in his wheelchair for twenty years.

But in 2013, Joshua posted the same exact video saying the same man....yes the man in both videos above, had a stroke and was in the wheelchair for only three years.

Caught in a little lie, are we?  So which is it? Several years, twenty years, three years?  And if this miracle is so readily available, why aren't all the cripples in the world at your door? I know, because you are a snake oil salesman.

One who wears expensive shoes and watches and clothes but begs for money for a new camera (that no one on God's green earth has ever seen) or money for whatever. How many GoFundMe pages have you had that you stole...I mean...raised money and then took down never to reveal the outcome?

People like this boil my blood.

I could go on and on, but it's late and I don't feel like busting a blood vessel over Joshua Moronstein.